A soldier ran up to a Nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I
hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The Nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
"Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The Nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
and said, "I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to
Iraq ."
The Nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The Nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a
great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq either."
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2 comments:
So glad you thought it was funny.....
Love YA
Shannon
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