How lame are pirates these days????

Seriously, what's the deal with these lame pirates?

For those that don't read or watch the news, these lame little Somalis hijack oil tankers for ransom and it's getting pretty crazy.

But let's take a look at how lame these guys are...

Lame boat...At least they are rockin' a good outboard...


Lame motive...Going after ransom money opposed to gold and treasure
No parrot on their shoulder
No eye patch
No hook hand
No peg leg
No skull and cross bones
These guys suck...
This dude sums up what a pirate should be...